It'll be so predictably done
I hate my dad.
Oh, I do too.
Stop thinking you're so special
But yes, why?
He was supposed to transfer a load of money into my account yesterday, and I was supposed to go and post a letter.
Neither happened.
But /I'm/ the only one at fault, of course
Oh
I got some card that will enable me to have money ^_^
Once my Personal PIN Number turns up
cool :)
Anyway, I'm basically being kicked out until I post this letter, so I'll be back in 30 minutes or so
K.
That's gay
Come back, it's bank holiday, it'll never get posted
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Hi
Hi
bertram's connection's on the blink again.
Ya think?
Oh, could you see me getting disconnected?
Yes, always
Doom.
If it happens again I'll go back into normal connection.
Ginger's up 0.02
Oooh
You're down 0.07
Yay
How many did I this week, 7?
yeah
Awesome
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Ka's down 0.03
Don't care
k
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Man, I'm working in two days time
That's scary
blimey
I suppose I'll have to start sleeping
:(
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Okay, this is where I shoot bertram.
Oooh, fun
Zerfl.
Why is it this that?
Hi Luke :)
Luke, I keep on getting disconnected from bourdrez.org
[so don't connect with]
Shooting Bertram would likely INCREASE the frequency of that problem.
heh
Nick, how much did you go up this week?
0.04
why?
Hhaha, you've been the worst every week, man
I know!
It's full moon tonight though, so.
That makes me feel warm inside.
So what?
You're going to turn into a masturbating werewolf?
People are generally more horny on full moons.
(Link: http://fuzzie.org/~bbz/bandwidth.png)http://fuzzie.org/~bbz/bandwidth.png
Which is the basis of the warewolf thing, as it happens
bz2: what is?
My connection.
No they're not.
tHAT'S an excuse girls give for acting weird.
They're like "SORRY I STABBED YOU IN THE EYE BUT IT'S FULL MOON AND I'M IN TOUCH WITH NATURE ^_^"
bz2: ah.
Hhaha
FurLuke: heh
Just saying what I've heard.
FurLuke: x_^
We should all put totals at the end of the weeks.
Oh wait, bertram, that's not a histogram, is it?
To be easier for you? Unlikely
Wow, that's insane
It's a graph.
With the bit under the line coloured in.
For effect.
yeah.
I got confused.
You do that.
That graph was made with Microsoft Office, heh.
(Link: http://luke.robotbee.org/doom/bandwidth.png,)http://luke.robotbee.org/doom/bandwidth.png, more like.
Hhaha
Haha.
lol
At least.
If it is what I think it is.
I have only seen three episodes ever, or something.
The skyline thing at the beginning.
You should watch more.
Yeah.
Frasier's great.
Nickkat: I tried.
My brain tried to strangle me.
oh?
I didn't think it was very good, sorry.
How can your BRAIN strangle you?
By escaping through my ears.
Why would it even bother?
Couldn't it just stop you breathing?
Isn't your brain you?
How can your brain do anything against your will?
WHO ARE WE, REALYL!?
Oh, right.
I get it now.
Hhaha
It was Earth all along
I haven't seen Frasier in forever.
Me either
I used to like it, though.
But then it used to be part of the Channel 4 Friday night lineup.
I watch it whenever it's on and I'm not online at the time :)
And I liked everything on that that wasn't Friends.
And wasn't after South Park.
So basically Frasier and South Park.
Heh
Wasn't FG and Futurama after South Park?
Not that Friday lineup.
I mean the one YEARS ago.
When South Park was new and shiny.
K
And I was obsessed with it.
Heh
heh
I haven't watched that much South Park, either, it seemed to try and be amusing by being as rude and profane as possible.
Or maybe that was just Beavis and Butthead.
bz2: it's both :)
I don't like them either.
I figured as much.
South Park's great
Yeah.
But this was before I had Baz to fill that niche.
And some of it's pretty clever.
The film was great.
Thoguh I haven't seen any new ones for 15 years.
hmm
The film is great.
What's the HTML meta tag for reloading?
South Park is great if you think a guy with a satelite dish up his ass is funny.
refresh.
thanks
Well.
bz2, urm, who doesn't find that funny?
http-equiv.
But the value is 'refresh'.
And seriously, that happened once in what? 130 episodes?
Learn to troll better.
bz2: just give me the whole tag :P
I'm not too hot with meta tags.
thanks :)
Or.
If you want it to redirect to a different page
South Park was like that Simpsons joke thing.
Oh?
Except it was more "SEX! VIOLENCE! SWEARING! Now that we've got your attention, salient social commentary!"
bz2: thanks :)
FurLuke: The thing is.
You *lose* my attention with those.
So I miss out on the social commentary.
Then I weep for you.
Some of the latest ones are great with hardly any shock value things.
Like the Lord Of The Rings spoof.
I mean, sure, they were trying to return a porn movie to the video shop, but shh.
heh
Hah, I'm an idiot.
second
I wanted the page to refresh and jump to an internal anchor point, but I forgot that that would cause it to refresh over and over and over.
Do that anyway.
no.
As a monument to idiocy.
Why do you want it to refresh and do that?
So it jumps to a specific part of the document on the reload.
Dad smels
So you don't have to type the anchor yourself.
Why do want to reload it?
, you, is it alright to.
heh
We buy all these fucking phones, and when someone actually phones he just sits there moaning like a fucking fucker.
Luke: I don't know any other way to get it to jump to a certain point immeditately without havinto to wite #achorpoint after the URL yourself.
you can link to them
can't you?
Isn't that the point of those #anchory things?
Yeah.
But basically, with my calendar, I want it to jump to the bottom of the page
Oh, you want it to go there when first loading it?
Ah.
You should refresh it to a DIFFERENT PAGE which doesn't have the refresh code on it.
It's a horrible solution but it'd work.
Everyone would laugh at you, but it'd work.
heh
You'd be jeered out of university, but it'd work.
That's not a bad idea.
Thanks, Luke!
np
just doing my part to get you laughed at and jeered out of university.
hehe
:)
I'm sure now bz2'll come in with a better solution.
yeaaah.
Right about... now...
around that kind of time.
Heh
Hey Luke, I'm a 3.6millionnaire.
I'm lying
Oh man.
I'm only a 3.2 one.
But hoorah for goat's milk going for 95,000 in the dead of night and all.
I'm a 3.78millionnaire
Wha!?
Didn't
And stab bats suck, a lot
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3.7?
Yes
I'm still here.
Hmmmm. Pity.
Why do they?
They stab things.
How isn't that great?
And what didn't?
But see
They stab me, too
Do they?
I haven't used any much.
Yes
And when you have 140 advs, it dangers you
You could heal.
yourself.
I do
But, EFFORT?
Yeah.
I guess you're beyond healing usually, now.
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haha
Hey Nick, I have some pr0n you want
(Link: http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/drz.jpg)http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/drz.jpg
heh
I hate how I can identify where all those were traced from.
Hhhahdf
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Hi Luke!
Hi.
I appear to have shed my summer coat.
Oh
haha
Haircut?
No, nick change.
Ohdfghj
Nick, change.
Seriously.
Or you're so gone.
* Nickkat morphs into something ocelotbob might like
eww, furry genitals.
* Nickkat morphs back
Is it a hermaphroditic skunktaur with fennec ears?
haha
OB's amusing to cyber, though.