Subject: Yoda and R2D2 Date: 24/11/02 NB: "yoda" is actually a real poster, not TE masquerading as the real Yoda :o) yoda: I have this conversation with bazzu often. who would have won the fight if luke hadnt stoppped yoda and R2 fighting? Kramer: R2 would have fried Yoda's butt with his electric-lightning-thing! Nick: Yoda would have absorbed the lightening and thrown it back at Artoo! Kramer: So would R2, back at Yoda! The lightening would bounce back and forth like a ping-pong ball, and since R2 is so much younger he would last longer and eventually win! Nick: But Yoda's ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Kramer: Seemingly....seemingly...What may look like a powerful ally, and maybe is at some point, becoms a burdon when you are no longer capable of handeling it! That's why he had to ask ILM for help when he had to lift the X-Wing! Nick: Yes, well, erm, Artoo keeps bumping into things and falling over, so he couldn't win! :oD Kramer: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he *did* win! :oD Nick: Well, *I* would! :D yoda: Silence! Yoda would have won! he would have took his lightsabre (which is very cool) and kicked some artoo ass with it no more will i teach you today! Kramer: But think of this: Has R2 ever failed at anything he has tried to do? I think not! Nick: I think he has! What about the, erm, droid strike of 25 BBY? They certainly didn't get their pay rise then! yoda: Damn right they didnt! Listen Yoda would win no more nonsense will i hear otherwise!