Posted by the Executor under various aliases:

Taken from Nivan.net:

					Count Dooku
		I have good news for you. The war has begun.

					Darth Sideous
		Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

					Yoda
		Hear you we can. Yes...

					Mace Windu
		That's right! We know all about your evil scheme.
		Man, you motherfuckers are going down! I'm gonna kick
		your asses so far you're gonna need a passport to
		take a dump!!!

					Darth Sideous
		Lord Tyranus! I thought you said this place was safe!
		Now I'm going to have to come up with something new,
		INCLUDING a new apprentice!! Now you will pay for your
		lack of vision!

					Senator Binks
		Hey, wassen yousa doin' here? Dissen my newsgroup.
		Mesa wantin' yousa to leave.

					Han Solo
		Well, look at you, a Senator, huh?

					Senator Binks
		Oh, well, someone musten have told theyssen about mesa
		little maneuver at da battle of Naboo.

					Han Solo
		Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you were a
		fair fighter. I didn't know they were lookin' for
		somebody to represent this crazy planet.

					Senator Binks
		Mesa planet kawaisy? Wassen yousa sayin'?

					Han Solo
		Being a Senator ain't like dusting crops, kid. Without
		precise wisdom and panache you'd bring your planet into
		a war or lose your entire army, and that would cost you
		your job real quick now, wouldn't it?

					Senator Binks
		Yousa point is...well said. But mesa goin' to bed now.
		Da regular posters soon bein' back here, and they no
		likin' outsiders! Mesa goin' to N'Zoth tomorrow to go
		into...regressive negotiations!

					Han Solo
		Regressive negotiations... you mean spyin'?

					Senator Binks
		Yousa mighten be sayin' dat.

					Han Solo
		So that's what they're callin' it these days.

					Senator Binks
		Mesa like bein' da representative!