INSERT THE LINE by The Executor ------------------------------ Insert the line #1 Nick Murdoch: > C-3PO: Obviously you have alot to learn about human behaviour. > > R2-D2: *beep beep* (Translation: Obviously you have a lot to learn about Sci-fi films.) *************************** *************************** Insert the line #2 Nick Murdoch: > Obi Wan: Why do I sense you will become the death of me? > Anakin: Maybe you've been meditating too hard. You should take a holiday, have a shave. ********************** ********************** Insert the line #3 Kramer: > Queen Jamilla: The day we'll stop believing in democracy is the day we'll > lose it. > > Padme: Let's hope that day never comes. > > Anakin: Jeg har bange anelser! ---------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Queen Jamilla: The day we'll stop believing in democracy is the day we'll > lose it. > > Padme: Let's hope that day never comes. > > Anakin: *breathes* ************************** ************************** Insert the line #4 Kramer: Anakin: I'm in agony. And the closer I get to you, the worse it gets. I can't breathe. Padme: Forget it, Anakin. There is no way I'm giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!!! -------------------------------------- Charlie Maul: > Anakin: I'm in agony. And the closer I get to you, the worse it gets. > I can't breathe. > > Padme: SICK DUDE! ----------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Anakin: I'm in agony. And the closer I get to you, the worse it gets. > I can't breathe. > > Padme: You should stop practicing that Force-Grip on yourself. ************************ ************************ Insert the line #5 Nick Murdoch: > C-3PO: No, I am not gay!. > > R2-D2: *beep beep bloop* (Translation: Stop patting me on the head then.) ********************** ********************* Insert the line #6 Kramer: > Luke: So. What'd ya think of her, eh? > > Han: I'm trying not to, kid. > > Luke: Good. > > Han: Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Do you think a princess and a guy like me could take all that spirit and drink it and get like really drunk or something? What do you think about that, Luke? ----------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Luke: So. What'd ya think of her, eh? > > Han: I'm trying not to, kid. > > Luke: Good. Han: I know. My therapist is really good. --------------------- The Executor: > Luke: So. What'd ya think of her, eh? > > Han: I'm trying not to, kid. > > Luke: Good. Han: You're more likely to score with your sister! *************************** *************************** Insert the line #7 Kramer: > Palpatine: I love democracy. I love the Republic. > > Yoda (to Mace Windu): I know.... (like Han Solo in the classic freezing chamber scene) :oP -------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Palpatine: I love democracy. I love the Republic. Yoda (to Mace Windu): Completely and utterly beleive this guy, do I. In no danger whatsoever this Republic is. ******************** ******************** Insert the line #8 Kramer: > Palpatine: I can see you're becoming the greatest of all Jedi, Anakin. > > Anakin: Well, the jerk-store called, and they are running out of you! --------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Palpatine: I can see you're becoming the greatest of all Jedi, Anakin. Anakin: That's great. Why don't you set up a fan club? -------------------------------- The Executor: Palpatine: I can see you're becoming the greatest of all Jedi, Anakin. Anakin: Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes on that very morning, that the bracelet will suck the lives out of you? *************************** *************************** Insert the line #9 Jostein Hakestad: > Darth Vader: Luke never told you what happened to your maker, did he? > > C-3PO: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! > > Darth Vader: No, *I* am your maker. > > C-3PO: Oh dear! -------------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Darth Vader: Luke never told you what happened to your maker, did he? > > C-3PO: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! > > Darth Vader: No, *I* am your maker. C-3PO: Sir! The chances of you being my maker are approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one. If you don't mind me saying so, *I* am more likely to be *your* maker, if you take my meaning! ----------------------------------------------- Kramer: > Darth Vader: Luke never told you what happened to your maker, did he? > > C-3PO: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! > > Darth Vader: No, *I* am your maker. > > C-3PO: That's what's so vexing! ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #10 Kramer: > Count Dooku: Qui Gon never told you what happened to his master, did he? > > Obi-Wan: He told me enough. He told me you killed him. > > Count Dooku: No, *I* was his master. > > Obi-Wan: The Master of Disaster?? ------------------------------------------- The Executor: > Count Dooku: Qui Gon never told you what happened to his master, did he? > > Obi-Wan: He told me enough. He told me you killed him. > > Count Dooku: No, *I* was his master. > > Obi-Wan: First you cut off my hand, and now you pull my leg? ----------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Count Dooku: Qui Gon never told you what happened to his master, did he? > > Obi-Wan: He told me enough. He told me you killed him. > > Count Dooku: No, *I* was his master. Obi-Wan: I don't beleive you. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me. Count Dooku: Not as soon as you think.... ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #11 Nick Murdoch: > Padme: Sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me. Anakin: Dictatorship, eh?... -------------------------- Kramer: > Padme: Sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me. > > Anakin: *listening*...I don't hear any ships! ************************* ************************* Insert the line #12 Nick Murdoch: > Obi Wan Kenobi: And these blast points. To accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. Luke: Stormtroopers, precise? I think you've got the wrong film here. GL: Cut. ************************ ************************ Insert the line #13 Kramer: From AOTC, first draft: Count Dooku: You must join me, Obi Wan, and together we will destroy the Sith! Obi Wan: Will you get me one of those cool black capes??....You gotta give me one of those cool black capes! Count Dooku: hmmm.....hmmmm.... Obi Wan: Either you give me one of those damn cool black capes, or there won't be any joining of any kind!! Count Dooku: hmmmm....hmmmm....I don't think so. ----------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: Obi-Wan: I'll never join you! Count Dooku: Qui-Gon never told you what happened to your father. Obi-Wan: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Count Dooku: No, I am your father! Obi-Wan: (line from AOTC): I don't beleive you. Dooku: Search your feelings. You know it to be true! Obi-Wan: *searches feelings* No, it's not. You're lying. Dooku: Damn, I'll have to try that one on Padmé insetad. *************************** ************************** Insert the line #14 Nick Murdoch: > Gandalf: One ring to rule them all, you know the rest. > > Darth Vader: The power of the Ring is insignificant compared with the power of the Force. -------------------------------- Kramer: > Gandalf: One ring to rule them all, you know the rest. > > Darth Vader: Gandalf?.... *breathing* Are you related to ALF, the alien who had his own sit-com in the late 80's?? ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #15 Kramer: > Jar Jar: Moi moi! Mesa love you! > > Qui Gon: Moi? Ah, I should have guessed. You're French, right? -------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Jar Jar: Moi moi! Mesa love you! Qui Gon: That won't be necessary. ********************************* ********************************* Insert the line #16 Kramer: > Yoda: Hmmm...clouded this boy's future is. > > Obi Wan: That's probably because he'll visit the city in the clouds, sometime in the future! Am I right? >Yoda: Hmm..yes, see I do now. ------------------------------------ Nick Murdoch: > Yoda: Hmmm...clouded this boy's future is. Obi Wan: No, no no, you got it all wrong! *Cloud City*, this boy's future is! ****************************** ****************************** Insert the line #17 Nick Murdoch: > Yoda: Mine! Or I will help you not! Find your friend. Yes. Hihihihihi! Luke: *head in hands, ESB style* Ben.... why don't you help me? Why don't... you ... help me? ---------------------- Kramer: > Yoda: Mine! Or I will help you not! Find your friend. Yes. Hihihihihi! > > Luke: Mr. Oz, read the script. It says nothing about a friend, or any god damned "hi-hi's"! *************************** *************************** Insert the line #18 Nick Murdoch: > C-3PO: We're doomed! > > R2-D2: *bleep bloop* > (Translation: No, just me! [domed]) --------------------------------- Kramer: > C-3PO: We're doomed! > > R2-D2: *bleep bloop* > > (Translation: ) ***************************** ***************************** Insert the line #19 Nick Murdoch: > C-3PO: R2 says the chances of survival are 757 billion to one. Leia: Bugger. -------------------------------- The Executor: > C-3PO: R2 says the chances of survival are 757 billion to one. > > Leia: Good! So there *is* a chance they can make it? ------------------------------- Kramer: > C-3PO: R2 says the chances of survival are 757 billion to one. > > Leia: Well, I say the chances of survival are *756* billion to one! ************************* ************************* Insert the line #20 Nick Murdoch: > Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani. > > Anakin: Well I should be! Padme: I think Obi-Wan might disagree with you there. ------------------------------------- Kramer: > Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani. > > Anakin: Well I should be! > > Padme: hmmmmmm........hmmmmmmm..........I don't think so! *************************** *************************** Insert the line #21 Kramer: > Darth Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us. > > Han: Hmmmmm......hmmmmm... 3 second brake.......I don' think so. *Han picks up his gun and shoots a laser bullet through Lando's head, grabs him and uses him as a human shield, Stormtroopers blasting at the dead body, Han and our heroes manages to escape, and then throws Lando's body at a group of troppers, so that they fall. At their way out the meet Luke, tell him it's a trap, and together they go the west platform and escapes* *George Lucas rewrites ROTJ for a remake* -------------------------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Darth Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us. Han: I have a better idea. How about ... I give you the finger *does so*... and you give me my holonet call. Vader: Mr. Solo, you dissapoint me. Han: You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my HoloNet call. Vader: Mr. Solo, tell me, what good is a HoloNet call ... if you cant ... speak. Han: Well, I suppose I could grunt in the direction of the Holocam! Vader: Hmmmmm.... Hmmmmm.... I don't think so. ***************************** ***************************** Insert the line #22 Kramer: > Luke: You should have bargained, Jabba! It'll be the last mistake you > ever made. > > Jabba the Hutt, burning forever in the flames of Hell: I should have bargained! ----------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Luke: You should have bargained, Jabba! It'll be the last mistake you > ever made. Jabba the Hutt: Hoorcula no paada suula Wonki C-3PO droord sha! (Translation: "No, my last mistake was accepting that annoying droid C-3PO from you!") *************************** *************************** Insert the line #23: Nick Murdoch: > Palpatine: The thought of losing you is unbearable Padme: Much fear I sense in you... ----------------------------- Kramer: > Palpatine: The thought of losing you is unbearable > > Padme: Unbearable? Are you saying a bear couldn't think of losing me? ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #24 Nick Murdoch: > Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness > > The Emperor: Your faith in your friend is yours! Luke: You're gravely mistaken. Soon I'll be dead ... oh, wait, that doesn't show much faith in my friends! :=J ****************************** ****************************** Insert the line #25 Nick Murdoch: > R2-D2: *bleep bloop* > > (Boba Fett fires at Luke, almost hitting him right between his eyes) Luke: [makes lightsaber noises] Ooops, I suppose you guys are going to add that in later, right?! ********************************** ********************************** Insert the line #26 Kramer: > Obi-Wan: And you will do as you're told, young padawan. > > Anakin: Why? > > Obi-Wan: You will do as you're told, or you'll never grow old. Slaughtering Jedis with your lightsaber so red, with a big, black helmet on the head. You will not become nice, and to your kids you'll force me to tell lies. Wearing a costume that's black, saying things like "You should not have come back.." ----------------------------------------------- The Executor: >Obi-Wan: And you will do as you're told, young padawan. > >Anakin: Why? > >Obi-Wan: I don't know. Good point. Maybe we should just become Sith. It seems so much easier. ---------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Obi-Wan: And you will do as you're told, young padawan. > > Anakin: Why? Obi-Wan: Well if you have a better idea, I'd like to hear it! ****************************** ****************************** Insert the line #27 Nick Murdoch: > Leia: I love you, Han! Darth Vader: I'm not Han, you stupid fool! ---------------------------------------------- Kramer: > Leia: I love you, Han! > > Darth Vader: Who's your daddy? ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #28 Nick Murdoch: > Han: Luke, I'm cutting open my dead Taun-Taun and spreading his > intestines and his liver and his kidneys and his guts all over you. > That oughta keep you warm. Luke: Oh, are you sure? You can have some if you really want! ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #29 Nick Murdoch: > Nute Gunray: They're still getting through! > > Rune Haako: This is impossible, even for a computer! Nute Gunray: Have you ever encountered a computer before, Sir? Rune Haako: No, but... seal off the bridge George Lucas: *buries head in hands* Oh, God no... ******************************* ******************************* Insert the line #30 Kramer: > Padme: That's excactly what we do, but people don't always agree. > > Anakin: Well they should be made to. > > Padme: By who? Who's gonna make them? You? > > Anakin: You bet I could. I'm not such a bad dictator myself! I don't have to sit here and listen... ------------------------------------ Nick Murdoch: > Padme: That's excactly what we do, but people don't always agree. > > Anakin: Well they should be made to. > > Padme: By who? Who's gonna make them? You? Anakin: Well according to Obi-Wan in ANH, I wont. ------------------------------ Kramer: > Padme: That's excactly what we do, but people don't always agree. > > Anakin: Well they should be made to. > > Padme: By who? Who's gonna make them? You? > > Anakin: Should I make The Who make people agree?... This is all very confusing! :o( ********************************* ********************************* Insert the line #30 Kramer: > Vader: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be > true. > > Luke: You mean that teddy bear that you sleep with each night is my destiny? Cool! Vader: How did you know about that??? --------------------------------------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Vader: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be > true. Luke: Ben said that? Hmmmmmm......hmmmmmmmmmmmm................ I don't think so! ******************************************* ******************************************* Insert the line #32 Kramer: > Anakin: (Jumping out of speeder) > > Obi-Wan: Oh no! Wait...(tries to grab hold of Anakin, but it's too late...) I've failed, I guess I should have treated him better. I didn't know he was so depressed that he felt he had to kill himself! Oh why? Why?? ------------------------------------------ Nick Murdoch: > Anakin: (Jumping out of speeder) Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that.... oh boy, that kid's driving me mad... I'm talking to myself and everything... ----------------------------------- The Executor: >Anakin: (Jumping out of speeder) > Obi-Wan: OK, OK, you don't have to pull my finger! -------------------------------------- >Anakin: (Jumping out of speeder) > Obi-Wan: Aww, come on! It's only a nickle! ******************************************** ******************************************** Insert the line #33 Nick Murdoch: > Darth Vader: No, *I* am your father! > > Luke: NOOO!!! That's impossible, even for a computer! Darth Vader: It is too late for me .... to come up with a decent line... ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #34 *does not exist, TE can't count :o) ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #35 Nick Murdoch: > Luke: Silently! There might be more of them down there. > > Jar Jar: (Emerging from some bushes) More? More, did you speak? Luke: What are you doing here???!? Jar Jar: Obi havin' sent me to learn things from yousa! Mesa wantin' to be a Jedi too! Mesa back! Captain Tarpals (emerging from the bushes): No Jar Jar. Yousa in big doodoo this time. Yousa goin' to da bosses. Jar Jar: Oh no! Mesa die out here! Qui-Gon's spirit: Unlikely. We have nothing of value. That's our problem. Luke: Hey! What are *you* doing here. Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to his master... Luke: Obi-Wan didn't have time to tell me what happened to his master! Vader (emerges from bushes): *I* was his master. Obi-Wan's spirit: Only a master of evil, Darth.... Hi Qui-Gon! Qui-Gon's spirit: Hi there. Jar Jar: Wassen going on? Qui-Gon: You must go to Endor, Jar Jar. There you will meet Luke, the Jedi Knight who is son of a pupil of mine, before he turns to evil. Luke: I'm going to turn to evil?!? Obi-Wan: You cannot avoid your destiny. Erm... have you told Leia yet? Leia: Told me what? Luke? Obi-Wan: Bugger. Oh well, what's to lose? Leia, you're Luke's brother, and Luke is Vader's son. Try not to scream like a sissy like Luke did. Leia: I know, I've always known. Han: Not me, sister! Luke: No, Leia's *my* sister, not yours! Stormtrooper (emerging from bushes): Halt! Threepio: We surrender! Jar Jar: My give up! Luke: So much for quietly.... ------------------------------- Kramer: > Luke: Silently! There might be more of them down there. > > Jar Jar: (Emerging from some bushes) More? More, did you speak? > > Luke: Moore? I never said Moore? Roger Moore is in James Bond movies, not in Star Wars. No, I said "more of them" Get it? Good! What are you doing in "Return of the Jedi" anyway? Get the hell outta here! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #36 Nick Murdoch: > From Shadows of the Empire: > > Vader: Can't this wait, my master? I have pressing business here. > > The Emperor: More pressing than my commands, Lord Vader? Vader: I have forseen it. ---------------------------- Kramer: > From Shadows of the Empire: > > Vader: Can't this wait, my master? I have pressing business here. > > The Emperor: More pressing than my commands, Lord Vader? > > Vader: These leather pants are really hard to press! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #37 From Nick, then Executor >> From Shield of Lies: >> >> >> Nil Spaar: Your blood is weak, vermin. > >Han: My blood can decieve you. Don't trust it! > Nil Spaar: *beats Han into a bloody stump* -------------------- Kramer: > Nil Spaar: Your blood is weak, vermin. > > Han: *Cuts off his hand and slurps up some of the blood* Man....*wipes his mouth*...I think you're right! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #38 Jostein: > BONUS ITL: > > Owen: Where are you going? > > Luke: To find my mother! > > Owen: So's your. It's an AGLAMI thing --------------------------- Kramer: > Owen: Where are you going? > > Anakin: Looks like I'm going nowhere. > > Owen: Have fun there, will ya? > BONUS ITL: > > Owen: Where are you going? > > Luke: To find my mother! > > Owen: Hmmm, you don't remember your mother, you never knew her! ------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Owen: Where are you going? > > Anakin: Looks like I'm going nowhere. Owen: So sure are you... > BONUS ITL: > > Owen: Where are you going? > > Luke: To find my mother! Owen: I will not allow a course of action that will lead you to war... ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #38.5 Nick Murdoch: > From Jedi Eclipse: > > Nom Anor: You dare insult me by offering me to use your mechanical > abominations?! > > Borga the Hutt: So you'd prefer to walk? Nom Anor: Hmmmmmmmmm.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ I don't think so. ------------------- Kramer: > From Jedi Eclipse: > > Nom Anor: You dare insult me by offering me to use your mechanical > abominations?! > > Borga the Hutt: How dare you call me a deer? Nom Anor: I didn't call you a deer, I said "dare" not "deer" You even said "dare" yourself! Borga the Hutt: I did not!! Nom Anor: Did too! Borga the Hutt: Did not! Nom Anor: Did too! Borga the Hutt: ok ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #39 Nick, then Executor, then Nick again: > >> From Rogue Squadron: > >> > >> Corran Horn: There *has* to be a better way than stumbling blindly > >> through the night hunting stormtroopers. > > > >Ooryl Qrygg: Stumbling through the night hunting clonetroopers? > > > > Corran: Clonetroopers, eh? Ooryl: I'm going .... outside.... to ... stalk.... Lennie and Karl.... D'oh! ----------------------- Kramer: > From Rogue Squadron: > > Corran Horn: There *has* to be a better way than stumbling blindly > through the night hunting stormtroopers. > > Ooryl Qrygg: Forget it, Corran. I am *not* gonna sleep with you! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #40 Nick Murdoch: > Corran Horn: There's no such thing as bad luck, only the Corellian > Security Force > Bossk: You CorSec scum! -------------------- Kramer, then Nick: > > Corran Horn: There's no such thing as bad luck, only the Corellian > > Security Force > > > > Bossk: Really? Then how do you explain the pile of batha crap you just > stepped in? Corran: Security Force Banthas. ------------------ Kramer, then TE: >> Corran Horn: There's no such thing as bad luck, only the Corellian >> Security Force >> >> Bossk: Really? Then how do you explain the pile of batha crap you just >stepped in? Corran: Hrrrmmmpppfff! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #41 Alternately between Niick and TE: > >>>>> Jar Jar: Maxi hard bein' a Jedi, mesa thinks. Not bein' able to > >>>>> visit da places yousa like or do da things yousa like... > >>>>> > >>>>> Anakin: ...or be with the people that I love. > >>>> > >>>> Jar Jar: Moi moi! I love you! > >>>> > >>>> Anakin: You love me? I thought we agreed not to let our feelings > >>>> affect us, that they would destroy us. > >>>> > >>>> Jar Jar: Hmmmmm, yousa point is ... well seen. > >>> > >>> Anakin: Just being around you again is intoxicating. You're exactly > >>> the way I remember you in my dreams. *looks at Jar Jar with his > >>> puppy eyes* > >> > >> Jar Jar: Anni! Please no be lookin' at me like dat! Yousa making me > >> very nervous! > > > > Anakin: Since the moment I met you, not a day has gone by when I > > haven't thought about you. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. > > Jar Jar: Hmmm, yousa mighten be sayin' dat. Anakin: I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. I'm in agony, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar. Audience: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! > > Anakin: If you're suffering as much as me, please tell me. I will do > > anything you ask me to. > > Jar Jar: Mesa okiday as mesa bein' now, thankyou! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #42 Alternately between Niick and TE: > >>> Anakin: I don't like sand. It's rough, it's irritating, and it gets > >>> in everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's smooth, and soft... > >>> > >>> *strokes Jar Jar's skin* > >> > >> Jar Jar: Dis sand doin' murder to mesa skin! > > > > Anakin: Maybe you should switch to a cooler skin. > > Jar Jar: Exqueeeze me, yousa highness, mesa bein' in charge of da bombad > security heres! Anakin: Sorry, my lady. -------------------- Nick Loecke: > Anakin: I don't like sand. It's rough, it's irritating, and it gets in > everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's smooth, and soft... > > *strokes Jar Jar's skin* Jar Jar: How Wude!!! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #43 Nick Murdoch: > Anakin: Sometimes we must do what is requested of us. Padmé: Hey, point that thing some place else! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #44 Nick Murdoch: > Yoda: That place is strong in the dark side of the Force. A domain of > evil it is. In you must go. Luke: But tell me why I can't... Yoda: No! No more questions will I answer today. Luke: Vader... Vader's in that cave. Yoda: Just imagining things, you are. Come on, need some optimism on this mission, we do. Luke: I have to admit, without Ben's optimism, it would not have been a success. Yoda: Optimism? Young Skywalker, optimism that was not. The shroud of darkness has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has. Luke: Ben! Why didn't you tell me....? ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #45 Niick, then The Threatener: >> Yoda: Much to learn you still have, my very young apprentice. > >Count Dooku: Shut up, Kermit. Miss Piggy: Dooku, how dare you talk to my little kermy wermy like that. Take that! *wack*. And that! *wack*. ----------------------------- Niick, then TE: > > Yoda: Much to learn you still have, my very young apprentice. > > Count Dooku: Shut up, Kermit. Yoda: My father he is. Dooku: Your father? Yoda: More there is. It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must. Strong the Force is in my family. My father has it, I have it. *looks at Dooku* And my brother has it. Yes... It's you, Dooku. Dooku: I know. Somehow I've always known. Yoda: Then you know why I have to face him. Dooku: No! Run away, far away! If he can feel your presence, then leave this place! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #46 Nick Murdoch > Luke: 10,000! We could almost buy or own ship for that! > > Han: But who's gonna fly it, kid? You? > > Luke: Of course not me! > > Han: But someone? > > Luke: Someone wise. Han: Hey, it's me! ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #47 Nick Murdoch: > From Dark Journey: > > Han: Goddess, huh? Leia: Only in bed, my very young apprentice. ------------------------------- Jostein: > From Dark Journey: > > Han: Goddess, huh? > > Leia: DIE, JEDI DOGS ************************************ ************************************ Insert the line #48 Count Bazzu: >Jango: So, Boba, what do you want to do on the father/son day? Boba: I want to go to the toshi stations and pick up some power converters! --------------------------------- Jostein, then TE: > > Jango: So, Boba, what do you want to do on the father/son day? > > Boba: Burn EU books, dad. Jango: Hmmmmmm......hmmmmmmm.........I don't think so. ----------------------------- Nick Murdoch: > Jango: So, Boba, what do you want to do on the father/son day? Boba: Buy Dune Buggies! [Simpsons quote, for those who don't know ("The Trouble with Trillions")] ************************************ ************************************ *********** END OF ITL ************* *********** (FOR NOW!) ************* ************************************ ************************************