ALT.FAN.STARWARS.JAR-JAR-BINKS.DIE.DIE.DIE


FOUR MEN CAME WITH A DREAM. TO BE PART OF THE MOST CHEERFUL, EXCITING AND PERFECT NEWSGROUP ON THE INTERNET*:

KRAZY KRAMER.
COUNT BAZZU.
THE THREATENER.
COORDINATION KID.

WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A GROUP OF PEOPLE RELUCTANT ON USING THEIR REAL NAMES TURNED OUT TO BE A HOMESTEAD OF LOVE AND SUPPORT TO THE WAYS OF JAR JAR BINKS.

OH, SURE, OUR TITLE MAY SUGGEST DEATH, BUT THAT WAS A MERE ACCIDENT. Y'SEE, THE GROUP WAS INITIALLY AGAINST THE WAYS OF THE GREATEST GUNGAN, HOWEVER, WITH THANKS TO WES HUTCHINGS, THE GROUP WAS TRANSFORMED TO LOVE AND CHERISH THE REAL MEANING OF THE FUMBLING GUNGAN.




Talk like Yoda day,



THINGS ON MY TO DO LIST FOR THIS SITE:

*ALTHOUGH WE CAN NOT OFFICIALLY PROVE THAT WE ARE THE MOST CHEERFUL, EXCITING AND PERFECT NEWSGROUP ON THE INTERNET, IT SEEMS QUITE A SAFE CLAIM, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE THE KIND OF GUYS ON ALT.SUICIDE.METHODS