Crazyness:

Posted by The Executor, 2002-07-08 10:24:37 PST: 
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Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Vader: No, *I* am your father

Luke: NO!! That's impossible!!

Vader: And, Obi- Wan is *my* father.

Luke: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vader: And, the Emperor is Obi-Wan's father

Luke: (Already halfway down the reactor shaft)