* Now talking in #afsjjbddd
* Topic is 'Absolutely *NO* hamster jokes.'
* Set by Jostein on Thu Jan 30 14:55:55
<charliemaul> bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<Bazzu> Hello Charlie! </Angles mode>
<charliemaul> so did you hear the one about the amputee hamster?
<Bazzu> No...?
<charliemaul> i wonder why nick edited my picture to just show my face, i
was naked.
<charliemaul> besides the hat
<Bazzu> Hmmmm, not like Nick to refrain from nudity...
<charliemaul> weird
<charliemaul> should we call the fbi?
<Bazzu> No, I'm sure they have more important things to do. Pfft.
<charliemaul> meh!
<charliemaul> that's what they said when my cat went missing for 3 hours!
<charliemaul> are you fbi?
<charliemaul> I feel like getting punched in the head.
<Bazzu> Hmmmm.
<charliemaul> it's a nice feeling dontcha think?
<Bazzu> Maybe if you run into a padded wall.
<charliemaul> DON'T SAY PADDED WALLS
<charliemaul> DON'T SAY PADDED WALLS
<charliemaul> DON'T SAY PADDED WALLS
<charliemaul> DON'T SAY PADDED WALLS
<charliemaul> thank you
<Bazzu> There are times where you just want someone to hit you, but not the
head..
<charliemaul> i can take a good punch on the arm or on the side of the head
<charliemaul> did you take the gender test? i'm 80% male
<Bazzu> The side of the head hurts, I would prefer the face.
<Bazzu> Taking it now.
<charliemaul> tip: the blue bedroom or white bedroom defines you
<charliemaul> i hate getting hit in the face, my nose always collapses
<Bazzu> You got one of those plastic ones?
<charliemaul> no, i'm not that cool!
<charliemaul> last night while drunk i cracked open all my star wars toys
off the wall for my kid lol
<Bazzu> I sleep on my side....
<charliemaul> it's his birthday today.
<Bazzu> Heh heh heh.
<Bazzu> AH! Happy Birthday!
<charliemaul> people that jerk off alot sleep on the side
<charliemaul> <ahem>
<Bazzu> To him...
<Bazzu> Not you.
<Bazzu> mis-read.
<charliemaul> i'll let you know when my birthday rolls around
<charliemaul> i'll be 27, get this.........on the 27th!!! ISN'T THAT FUCKING
CRAZY!!!?
<Bazzu> Ooooooh.
<charliemaul> feb 27, 1976
<Bazzu> What did he get then?
<Bazzu> Ah, not long then.
<charliemaul> jedi luke 1996 orange card, vader long saber one 1996 orange
card
<charliemaul> 3 storm troopers 1983
<charliemaul> and some trading cards from phantom menace
<Bazzu> Anything non-SW? :-)
<charliemaul> fuck no
<charliemaul> why would anyone buy something non sw?
<charliemaul> lol
<Bazzu> Heh heh heh.
<charliemaul> i gotta go be a nazi on wolfenstein
<charliemaul> i'll post a transcript to afsjjbddd
<Bazzu> I'm definately a man!
<charliemaul> CONGRATS
<charliemaul> IT'S A BOY!!!
<charliemaul> IT'S A BOY!!!
<charliemaul> IT'S A BOY!!!
<charliemaul> IT'S A BOY!!!
<charliemaul> now go tell your parents "Mom? Dad? I'm definitely a man,
Charlie helped me find out"
<Bazzu> Hmmmmmm
<Bazzu> Hmmmmmmm
<charliemaul> trust me, they'll be proud
<Bazzu> Hmmmmmmm
<Bazzu> Socks.
<charliemaul> Pants
<charliemaul> it's 8:25am
<Bazzu> 2:25pm over here.
* charliemaul slaps Bazzu around a bit with a large trout
* Looking up Bazzu user info...
<Bazzu> Where in USA are you btw?
<charliemaul> louisiana
* Bazzu runs off sobbing.
<charliemaul> oooh did you bite your thumb at me!!!!!!!!!????????
<charliemaul> i downloaded romeo and juliet dvd rip 2 days ago!!
<charliemaul> small world
<Bazzu> Would I be in trouble if I bit my thumb at you.
<charliemaul> sexual innuendo!!!
<charliemaul> sexual innuendo!!!
<charliemaul> admin kick him!!
<Bazzu> Luke's not actually here...
<charliemaul> figures
<charliemaul> i feel compelled to post this afsjjbddd
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<Bazzu> Well, Luke might be here, but most of the time isn't...
<charliemaul> * Now talking in #afsjjbddd
<charliemaul> he's prolly whacking off while we talk
<Bazzu> Can't blame him really...
<charliemaul> yeah
<Bazzu> Especially if you're still naked..
<charliemaul> www.freakhole.com
<charliemaul> www.freakhole.com
<charliemaul> go there if you have a strong stomach
<Bazzu> Nope!
<Bazzu> Doesn't sound like me.
<Bazzu> HURGy gerdy.
<charliemaul> i put my wifes tits up there
<charliemaul> OMG OMG
<Bazzu> I have to go, I'll try to try and be back soon.
<Bazzu> How nice.
<charliemaul> i remember when i was like 7 this lady used to baby sit me
and.......
<charliemaul> she had this retarded daughter that used to chase me around
the rooom going .........
<charliemaul> HURGY GERDY HURGY GERDY!!!
<charliemaul> I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
<Bazzu> LOL
<Bazzu> Might've been Hurdy Gerdy if she was a Muppet...
<charliemaul> omg, i haven't heard that in forever , hang on lemme im my
brother, he remembers that
<Bazzu> Gotta go, byes!
* Bazzu has quit IRC (Quit: horrible father)
<charliemaul> ybes